Category: Joke Board
The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she could write notes when she needed to communicate.
After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her right.
A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left.
Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed her, then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.
A grandson, who arrived late, came up to Grandma and said, "Hi, Grandma, you're looking good! How are they treating you?"
Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew .
"They won't let me fart."
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
o god. hahahaha
This one struck me so funny because I don't think I've ever heard either of my granmothers use the word fart.
Me either, but I had one granmother who you could hear fart from two counties away. She thought she was being oh so discrete. We never disillusioned her.
She'd probably kill me if she knew I was posting this.
Bob
Awww poor her. Lol!!!!
Fart is better than shit, hehehehehehehe
hahahahahahahaha!